The Sh!t No One Tells You

Dawn Dais

There comes a time in each new mom’s life when she finds herself observing her screaming, smelly “bundle of pleasure” and wishing somebody had informed her that her home would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t purchase the lovable onesies with a thousand unattainable buttons, or that she may cry greater than the child.

Finest-selling humor creator Daybreak Dais, mom to a one-year-old and creator of The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers, is satisfied that there’s a motive for this lack of preparedness. She believes huge conspiracy exists to cover the horrific reality about parenting from doe-eyed expectant moms who may in any other case abandon their infants in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais tells it like it’s, revealing what it’s actually prefer to be a brand new guardian and offering useful insights, humor, and hope for many who really feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they’re instantly going through. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of different parenting books, Dais gives actual recommendation from actual mothers—together with hilarious anecdotes, intelligent suggestions, and the real encouragement each mother wants in an effort to survive the primary 12 months of parenthood.